Order Is each here? Does each have his opposite?

Chaos I am here, but my opposite is you.

Order Huh?

Evil Don't let him bug ya'. We're here.

Truth My opposite is not here.

Good Is your opposite "Lies"?

Truth My opposite is "Void". He couldn't make it.

Evil >snicker< Figures!

Order Agh! How are we going to seat five! This table is made for six!

Evil Just take out his chair and move over. Sheesh!

Good I have the cards.

Evil I've got the chips.

Truth I have the beer.

Chaos I have the cards!

Order Shut up.

Order Whose deal is it?

Evil Do ya' gotta ask that EVERY time?

Truth It is Good's deal.

Good OK, five card draw...uh, everything is wild.

Evil How can anyone win if everything is wild?

Good No ONE can win, but we all can call ourselves winners if...

Order I like this game.

Evil This is pointless.

Truth It is time to deal.

Good Here we go! Your bet, Truth.

Truth Five.

Order Five and raise you five.

Evil Don't you morons get it? It doesn't matter how much you bet!

Order I like ten better.

Evil >sigh< Call.

Chaos I fold.

Evil YOU CAN'T LOSE!

Chaos I still fold.

Good OK, I'll call. How many, Truth?

Evil What's the point in taking more cards?

Truth I will keep the cards I have.

Order I will take two.

Evil Why?!?

Order I didn't like those.

Evil None for me.

Chaos I'll take six.

Good Sorry, you folded. Dealer keeps his. Bets?

Evil Oh, just get this over with.

Order But now we have to bet!

Evil Any money you put in, you're just gonna get back!

Truth I am in agreement with Evil. Let us show our cards. I have five aces.

Order I have five aces of spades.

Chaos I have a three.

Good Please be quiet. I also have five aces. We all win.

Evil Hold it, bub. Six aces, read'em and weep.

Good Where did you get that card?

Truth He stole it from Chaos.

Evil You know the rules, boys. The pot's mine.

Good That was a stupid game.

Order Whose deal is it?

Truth The dealer progression is opposite the deal. Chaos deals.

Chaos Whee!

all but Chaos >groan<

Chaos Eleven card stud-hold'em with threes, eights, jacks, and kings wild...fives count as fours, fours count as nines, and queens don't count unless there is a prime numbered spade showing...

Order I fold...